Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Officially The Worst Movie Ever Made

For those of you lucky enough not to of seen it Teeth (2007) is the worst movie I have ever seen. I am not sure how this movie has won awards, 2 to be exact, but this movie had me wanting to tear my eyes out.

The story starts off with a young girl and boy, around 7 yrs old, who have newly become step brother and sister sitting in an inflatable pool in the front yard whilst their parents are watching them argue. The movie then implies that the boy shows the litte girl his penis and then says "now you show me yours". The next part is some poor acting on the parents behalf as they run over to see that the boys finger has had the end cut off with no explanation.

The movie then fast forwards about 10 years where we learn that the boy is a drug addicted hard-ass who does nothing more than smoke weed and sleep with his girlfriend in his parents house and the girl is a spokesperson for no sex before marriage. 

We see the girl give a very unmotivating  speech to a young class about why saving the greatest gift of all, virginity for those of you who didn't know,  is the way god wants it. Whilst giving the speech she notices one of her fellow male virgins and from that moment on you know they are going to have sex. 

Sure enough after some more bad acting and about 50 mins into the movie we see them head into a lake and climb up into a cave where they conveniently find a blanket just waiting for them. After some kissing the girl decides she doesn't want to go through with it but the boy insists by holding her down and attempting to rape her. Here is where we find out what the movie is all about, yes I know 50 mins into the movie, her pussy has teeth. Yes Teeth! It bites down tearing off the guy penis leaving him gushing blood and running off into the water where we later find him dead.

The girl not overly concerned for a situation like this does some research and find the myth of the pussy with teeth. She decides to go to a gynecologist where he decides to try and moleste her by inserting his hand inside her and telling her it's ok. Sure enough the teeth strike again by biting down on his hand and cutting off his fingers.

Next she finds her Mom is dead and decides to go see a boy to happens to fancy her. Long story short they end up having sex and everything works out fine and the boy doesn't lose his genitals, until his phone rings whilst they are having sex and he lets the girl know he made a bet that he could get her into bed. Big mistake, without warning her tooth filled lady parts chomp down and leave him sitting there calling for his mommy.

Now, at this stage I though the movie couldn't get any worse but I was proven wrong. She finds out that whilst her mother was screaming for help in the house the step brother ignored her calls and continued to have sex with his girlfriend. So we also learn that the step brother has a crush on his sister and has always wanted to sleep with her so what do you think happens next? You guessed it, as revenge the girl sleeps with her brother and as he is inside her he has a flash back to when his finger got bitten off in the pool. Next thing you know his is missing his penis and she is standing there and drops it from her pussy.

Wow what a shit movie! Wait there is more! As the brother gets up to get his penis the dog runs in and eats it, yep sallow the whole thing! Wow finally the movie is over when we see her hitchhike with an old man, around 70 yrs old, into the night. As they pull up to a motel the old man starts licking his lips and the girl realizes the car doors are locked and she can't get out. You can guess what happens next.

Please don't watch this movie but if you have please leave a comment below letting me know what you think, did I miss something about this movie?

If you insist on watching this godforsaken film you can grab a copy for $2.99, yep that's how shit it is they are partically giving it away, from Amazon.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Donna Scott Talks About Filming Her Threesome With Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson has been described as "nothing short of wonderful" by actress Donna Scott, Barbara in Water For Elephants. Barbara is a sexy circus performer who engages in a threesome with Robert Pattinson and another performer.

Donna Scott mentioned she never actually saw Kristen Stewart come see Pattinson on set but judging by the way he talks about her she has no doubt that he is madly in love with her.

“He obviously loves his lady very much,” she told OK! at the premiere Sunday night in New York. “He was so lovely from the very beginning, very open about sharing stories of his life and his family. He loves his family very much.”

Donna also tells OK! Magazine “I would leave work at four, five, six in the morning after working all night, and the fans would be lined up in the ditch, these women, young ladies with signs: ‘Rob, Rob, Rob,’ and they were out there all night long,”.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Justin Bieber snaps at Paparazzi in Israel

Justin Bieber is in Israel as part of his concert tour and has once again managed to get himself in the negative spotlight.

As Justin Bieber walks through Jerusalem he confronts a member of the paparazzi. 

"You would think paparazzi would have some respect in holy places. All I wanted was the chance to walk where jesus did." tweets Bieber.

Justin also canceled a meeting with the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu which has done nothing for his reputation.

What are your thoughts on how Bieber is handling his fame?

Three NATO Soliders Killed in Afghanistan

The International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) has come out today saying that Three NATO Soliders have been killed in a bomb blast in Southern Afghanistan.

The bomb responsible for the three deaths is what is known as an improvised explosive device or IED. This follows a suicide bombing which claimed the lives of five NATO soliders yesterday bringing the total deaths to eight in one day, the highest fatalities in a month since June last year.

At around 7:30am local time a suicide bomber dressed as an Afghanistan Army officer approached the gate of an Afghan army base where he detonated killing five soldiers.

In these latest attacks the Taliban has claimed responsibility in the war. The nationality of the soliders has not been released as of yet.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Facebook have done it again! Here is what you need to know!

For those of you who don't know, Facebook have this tendency to roll out changes without actually testing them or letting people know. The latest change has affected everyone yet not everyone knows about it.

Have you noticed that certain people or pages have not appeared on you newsfeed in a long time? Well the good news is you have not been blocked and yes they are still posting to their Facebook. Facebook has implemented a new feature that will only display people and pages in your newsfeed with you have have interacted with in the past few weeks.

The great news is that there is any easy fix. All you need to do is click on the newsfeed "Most Recent" and it will give you the a list of options.

Select "Edit Options" and then once inside select "All of your friends and pages". This way you will now notice all your contacts will appear on your newsfeed.

The only problem is now you can see all your friends and pages but you may still be invisible to them. We need to get this message out to everyone. Especially if you are a business relying on fans/friends to see you posts in order to get you product/service out there.

Like this page and share it with all your friends so we can standup to Facebook and their latest rollout. I hope you have found this helpful.

Friday, April 15, 2011

PokerStars, Full Tilt and Absoulte Poker Seized by US Government

FBI has seized three of the biggest Online Poker Rooms today claiming that they have been operating illegally.

Full Tilt Poker, Pokerstars and Absolute Poker have all had their domains seized, 5 in total, and a freeze has been placed on 76 bank accounts across 14 countries. Preet Bharara, U.S. Attorney in Manhattan, charges the founders of PokerStars, Full Tilt Poker, as well as nine other individuals, accusing them of operating illegal gambling businesses. 

Not only is PokerStars, Full Tilt and Absolute Poker facing criminal charges, a $3 Billion civil case has been filed against them. This is sure to be a long ongoing case that will not see any results in the near future.

What does this mean for you, the player, the good news is your bankroll is safe and is not going anywhere. If you play outside the US then it's business as usual and you can continue playing Online Poker. With the US players currently out of action it appears to have lowered the level of competition allowing for some of the newer players to earn a bit of cash.

To read more about online poker visit Online Poker FTW where you can find resources to keep you up-to-date in the online poker world.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

'Cowboys & Aliens' New Trailer Just Released

A new trailer for the Movie Cowboys and Aliens has been released showing a little more than just the title. Mr 007's Abs make an appearance that would put most of us men to shame.
The trailer is the second to be released giving us much more of a look into what the movie is going to be like and judging by the trailer it is going to be a hit. Oh and what's not to love about Olivia Wilde, raaawwwrr!!

Check out the Trailer